Retiring Postman
After 35 years of work in postal services, a postman is preparing for retirement and he works his last day as a postman.
One family gives him a pen as a gift, another one gives him a key-chain, and when he rings at the third door, a glamorous blonde appears at the door, holds his hand and takes him to the bedroom where they spend two hours having the most amazing "Sex".
After the shower she prepares breakfast: eggs with ham and orange juice then she gives him 5 dollar.
During the meal, he was delirious and asked: "Can you explain all of this to me...?!?"
The Blonde says: "Yesterday, I told my husband that our postman is going to be retired and we need to make something special for him, and he replied:
"Fuck him! Give him 5 dollars!
... but the breakfast was my idea."
One family gives him a pen as a gift, another one gives him a key-chain, and when he rings at the third door, a glamorous blonde appears at the door, holds his hand and takes him to the bedroom where they spend two hours having the most amazing "Sex".
After the shower she prepares breakfast: eggs with ham and orange juice then she gives him 5 dollar.
During the meal, he was delirious and asked: "Can you explain all of this to me...?!?"
The Blonde says: "Yesterday, I told my husband that our postman is going to be retired and we need to make something special for him, and he replied:
"Fuck him! Give him 5 dollars!
... but the breakfast was my idea."
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